The Couch • Active Admins ✓ • Wiped today!

Not enough history for 24h yet — collection started 12h ago.

This server hides its player list.

It answers the player query with Rust’s anti-scrape filler: a list of invented names with made-up connect times, the same handful appearing on a dozen unrelated servers at once. On this server, no player rows — which is the reply contradicting itself, not us guessing. We show nothing rather than show fiction. Servers that leave the filler off list their real players here, and plenty do.

Cargo, patrol helicopter, Bradley and oil rig runs — none of which A2S carries. They come from Rust+, Facepunch’s own companion protocol, and it needs no server owner: pressing Pair on this server in game makes the server hand you a token.

The Couch is a new weekly vanilla server. It's the only one with Secure Mode enabled, which stops many cheats from working. Other servers won't turn it on because it blocks the cheaters who buy their paid perks. We're growing wipe over wipe. If you want fewer cheaters, hop on and bring a friend.\n\n• Map wipe every Thursday at 11:00 AM Pacific\n• Blueprint wipe monthly at force-wipe\n• Map kept secret until wipe, so nobody knows it in advance\n• Vanilla Rust, no gameplay modifications\n• No group limit\n• No paid perks, no VIP, no kits\n• All players must have Secure Boot and TPM enabled\n• Hosted on a dedicated server, US West\n• Zero tolerance for racism, antisemitism, harassment, and slurs\n• Player names hidden from BattleMetrics\n• Private stats pages, type /stats in game for your code\n• More info and the Discord link at www.thecouch.lol\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nrs001L)5dsqskMQ{u0rAi400<nw